Ha! It looks like Edward A. Uffington Valentine was familiar with Shakepeare’s As You Like It, especially Jaques’ outline of the Seven Ages of Man aka "All the World’s a Stage."
So, in advance of Shakespeare’s Birthday, here is (virtual drum roll, please)….The Seven Ages of a Lawyer….
From Justice and the Law: an Anthology of Legal Poetry and Verse, compiled by Percival E. Jackson, available on HeinOnline.*
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